Why We Use War Words to Describe Email

Sep 10 2009

On the way to work yesterday I was reading tweets (yes I know it is dangerous) but I saw some of the words that people were using to describe email marketing. What caught my attention was that all of them were very War-like in nature. So why if this is one to one segmented communications that are supposed to define strong relationship building do we choose to use such words? Maybe it is time for us to all change our vocabulary? I mean after all why did I choose to Title this blog The Email Wars? Well maybe it is my old Army training that drove this for me.

WARVocabBut what about the industry as a whole? Knowing most of the people at all the ESPs and Agencies out there I know that they are nice people. I know that they are only trying to do good things. I know that they have goals of driving results and shepherding people in the right and positive direction. So maybe it is part our fault for using these below terms. Now I have not listed them all, just the main ones I hear over and over again. I am sure you might have some to add, and hope that you will share them with me.

Deploy: We are going to deploy an email campaign.

Blast: We all hate this word and when others use it as it really goes against everything that we should be using ESP systems to get more segmented and one to one.

Target: Sure targeting is important but it is a hostile word

Capture: Lead capture is what we do with forms, opt ins etc. Should we be trying to capture or really trying to give enough reason for someone to want to share their information with us and build a relationship?

Spray and Pray: Similar to blast but the creative way of telling people that mass emails to everyone might work to some degree but really you are just lazily trying to do your job with the hope that it works.

Blacklist: Isn’t this the type of list that people built around wars to politically destroy one another?

Trigger: Yep what is the first thing that comes to mind?

Campaign: Based on the military idea of mounting an attack on a certain area or group.

Purge: Sure we all try to keep our house files and databases clean but should we be “purging” them?

I know that I use a few of these words as they are the words that we have all become accustom to using. But maybe it is time to start creating a new vocabulary list that starts us on the right path to creating terms that represent where we all want the industry to go.

If I hear “blast” one more time I might go AWOL.

Are there terms that you think we should use?


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    Tim Roman says:

    There is also Launch and Shoot.

    I try to never use these words. I try to stick with Send.


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    DJ Waldow says:

    Dylan – Solid stuff. Never thought about these terms having a military tie-in. Fascinating.

    Love that this conversation has been gaining some steam again. Insiders, you, Loren, Scott Cohen. Nice! You know where I stand…we agree!

    dj


    DJ Waldow
    Director of Community, Blue Sky Factory
    @djwaldow

    P.S. Can’t wait till y’all install the plugin that allows me to get email alerts when new comments are posted. Otherwise, I never come back. Yeah – email is the digital glue.


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    Tim says:

    In the artillery, we used TOT, “time on target” sounds fitting for a well planned email.


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    Katherine says:

    I think a little part of me dies every time I have to use the word “e-blast”.


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    Amici says:

    There is also Launch and Shoot.

    I try yo never use these words. I try go stick woth Send.;


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    J.D. says:

    There’s an unspoken, perhaps unconscious motivation behind all of these terms: to many marketers, recipients aren’t human beings. They’re targets.


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    Judy Murdoch says:

    How would the lexicon change if we looked at marketing as building relationships so we can help customers solve problems?

    BTW, most of business strategy including marketing and sales has its roots in military strategy and tactics which probably accounts for the unfortunate tendency towards a rather brutal world view.