Comments on: Have You Met KillROI? http://theemailwars.com/2008/12/09/have-you-met-killroi/ Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:57:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Tim http://theemailwars.com/2008/12/09/have-you-met-killroi/comment-page-1/#comment-1340 Tim Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:06:13 +0000 http://theemailwars.com/?p=1360#comment-1340 Formatting killed my last comment! KillROI in bytes! http://taylorfocus.com/KillROI.htm Formatting killed my last comment!

KillROI in bytes!

http://taylorfocus.com/KillROI.htm

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]]> By: Todd http://theemailwars.com/2008/12/09/have-you-met-killroi/comment-page-1/#comment-1338 Todd Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:12:52 +0000 http://theemailwars.com/?p=1360#comment-1338 Now this song is stuck in my head, so you all must suffer now too. (to the tune of Mr. Roboto) You're wondering who I am, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) Spammer or guardian, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) With parts made in Oregon, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) I am the modern mailman. I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin, My heart is email, my blood is Twitter, my brain SEM, So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised, I'm just a man who is searching for something that's trying to hide, To reach your inbox alive, not blocked but alive, Someway to hide to stay alive. I'm not a ruleset without emotions, I'm not what you see, I've come to help you with your email, you know it's not free, I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior, forget what you know, I'm just a man who's inbox went beyond his control, Beyond my control, We all need control, I need control, We all need control, I am the modern mailman, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) Who hides behind the scenes, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) So no one else can see, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) My true identity. The problem's plain to see, Too much technology, Whitelists to save our lives, Blacklists de-humanize. The time has come at last, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) To throw away this mask, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) Now everyone can see, (Secret secret, I've got a secret) My true identity. I'm KillROI! KillROI! KillROI! KillROI... Now this song is stuck in my head, so you all must suffer now too.

(to the tune of Mr. Roboto)

You’re wondering who I am, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
Spammer or guardian, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
With parts made in Oregon, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
I am the modern mailman.

I’ve got a secret I’ve been hiding under my skin,
My heart is email, my blood is Twitter, my brain SEM,
So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised,
I’m just a man who is searching for something that’s trying to hide,
To reach your inbox alive, not blocked but alive,
Someway to hide to stay alive.

I’m not a ruleset without emotions, I’m not what you see,
I’ve come to help you with your email, you know it’s not free,
I’m not a hero, I’m not a savior, forget what you know,
I’m just a man who’s inbox went beyond his control,
Beyond my control, We all need control,
I need control, We all need control,

I am the modern mailman, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
Who hides behind the scenes, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
So no one else can see, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
My true identity.

The problem’s plain to see,
Too much technology,
Whitelists to save our lives,
Blacklists de-humanize.

The time has come at last, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
To throw away this mask, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
Now everyone can see, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
My true identity.

I’m KillROI! KillROI! KillROI! KillROI…

]]> By: PJ http://theemailwars.com/2008/12/09/have-you-met-killroi/comment-page-1/#comment-1337 PJ Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:47:38 +0000 http://theemailwars.com/?p=1360#comment-1337 Aww man I really want one of these on my desk. I never knew you guys made them into plastic figures to help guard the physical world! Too cool! Aww man I really want one of these on my desk. I never knew you guys made them into plastic figures to help guard the physical world! Too cool!

]]> By: Andres Giraldo http://theemailwars.com/2008/12/09/have-you-met-killroi/comment-page-1/#comment-1333 Andres Giraldo Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:49:52 +0000 http://theemailwars.com/?p=1360#comment-1333 Dylan, Do you REALLY want me drawing pictures of the KillROI bot? I would love to introduce him to the crowd over here in Texas... Can I please have one? http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5885/spambotut7.jpg Dylan,

Do you REALLY want me drawing pictures of the KillROI bot? I would love to introduce him to the crowd over here in Texas…

Can I please have one?

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5885/spambotut7.jpg

]]> By: Nicole Gustas http://theemailwars.com/2008/12/09/have-you-met-killroi/comment-page-1/#comment-1332 Nicole Gustas Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:45:20 +0000 http://theemailwars.com/?p=1360#comment-1332 I need a KillROI to protect me from all the spam of bad email campaigns! Help me, Obi-Wan KillROI, you're my only hope! I need a KillROI to protect me from all the spam of bad email campaigns! Help me, Obi-Wan KillROI, you’re my only hope!

]]> By: Larry Williams http://theemailwars.com/2008/12/09/have-you-met-killroi/comment-page-1/#comment-1331 Larry Williams Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:01:12 +0000 http://theemailwars.com/?p=1360#comment-1331 Fun times. Here is my killROI pic: http://www.flickr.com/photos/12246077@N04/3095972870/. Enjoy! Fun times. Here is my killROI pic: http://www.flickr.com/photos/12246077@N04/3095972870/.

Enjoy!

]]> By: Hans Smellinckx http://theemailwars.com/2008/12/09/have-you-met-killroi/comment-page-1/#comment-1330 Hans Smellinckx Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:31:17 +0000 http://theemailwars.com/?p=1360#comment-1330 super idea! A Killroi in every agency, just to remind them how good/bad they are doing... mmm, I want one, I need one, I beg... I beggggg :-) Great work guys! Hans super idea! A Killroi in every agency, just to remind them how good/bad they are doing… mmm, I want one, I need one, I beg… I beggggg :-)

Great work guys!

Hans

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