Returning to the Front
Aug 06 2008
So today I will be wrapping up my vacation in Southern California. And you did not even know I was gone. Amazing how that works with a blog? I told you I would make sure to keep the posts active and the news flowing as it was my vacation and not yours. How could I let you starve for 7 days? I care too much I guess.
But the real reason for my return is the news that eROI was infiltrated by a spy. Yes that is right. I was sitting here checking my email the other day only to have this float into my Twitter stream of a crazy Bronto employee heading all the way across the USA to make it all the way to my office. HE had made his way through 3 floors, our security guard Sharky and into my office. Only to sneak up behind one of my team with my AMA Award baseball bat to strike a blow for the Carolinas.
Looks like his use of the eROI Bloggers Unite t-shirt might have bought him some time and got him past the crew. I am going to need to sweep my office (shown in this photo) for bugs, mics, camera, and bronto poop. (Speaking of did you see the front page of the USA today Tues the 5th? They state that plastic Bronto’s are harmful to the environment and maybe poisonous? A must read.)
So on a flight tonight back to Stumptown (aka Portland) to survey the damage and make sure we arrange a surprise attack back to the (L)east Coast.
Published in eROI News on Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

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August 6th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Go DJ!… A true wolf in sheep’s clothing ;)
Great sneak attack.
August 7th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Matt, Dylan…
Just you wait. “The Email Wars”….the war has just started.
dj at bronto
bling bling
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Taking a look around office, found ransom note, assorted DJ Business cards from Bronto, and some randomly “positioned” star wars figures on my shelves. Nice. Looking forward to finding more.